Is it me you're looking for?
Of course not.
This is Sparta- but not actually. This is Awkwardly Delightful.
Enjoy in the most uncomfortably enjoyable happenings in my life.
Come. Sit. Read.
But I'll have you know, I only speak Swahili.
Your teacher may say Google Translate is not accurate. Don't buy that crap. Its 64% legit.
I once used only Google Translate and 3 pro quality sports towels to negotiate my way out of a rather sticky predicament involving myself and 6 unnecessarily enraged Algerian secret agents. Needless to say, I made it out with only slight causalities (by that I mean I am missing 1/9 of my pinkie toe, which has turned me off from open toed sandals).
Today's tip- Punctuation is key to a warm heart.
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