How to Get Girls Part 1 (Dis one goes out to all dem fresh mens).

Step One: Hit her up, yo! All dem hot bitches wan u to chat 'em up on the Facebooks!

Step Two: Text her ERRYDAY. She may say to stop, she may have her dad text back, what a tease. She wants you.

Step Three: Learn dat hoes schedual. Meet her at her classes, follow her to her car. The more uncomfortable she looks, the more she wants you.

Step Four: Nevar give up, Dawg! She may threaten with a "Restrainting Order," but who would really do that? No one has evar gotten anywhere by giving up!

Step Five: Tell her to get back into da kitchen. Bitches love it when you make them feel worthless. Such a turn on, baby! Ooooohyeah.

Step Six: Hit on dat ho aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day. Ask if she's gained weight, tell her boobies are uneven, bitches love that stuff. Lets her know you care.

Clothing:
-Look as douche-y as possible.
-Pink Polozzzz.
-Popp dat collar, homie.
-Get yo' skinny jeans saggin, boi.